Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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