Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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