Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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