i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And then my night got REAL pukey
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
is that a dick in a sweater?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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