your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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