Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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