Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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