y did u give ur computer a hand job?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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