i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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