You work out of a Hotel?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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