Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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