I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I've blown a few things in my day
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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