I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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