I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
