Whod you bang
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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