so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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