Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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