She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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