i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
we're so committed to being not committed
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