remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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