my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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