Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
These tits shall not be calmed
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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