smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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