This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
