Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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