its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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