I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
only if we run a train.
done.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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