So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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