Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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