I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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