I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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