So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My vagina just recognized that song.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
not ubering you a puppy
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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