I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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