Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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