do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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