dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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