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go home
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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