normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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