we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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