I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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