Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
