He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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