is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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