my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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