At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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