its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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