Sponge bath it is.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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