Your tits are I can't wait for
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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