I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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