1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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