I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
how drunk are you?
Several
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
