My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
