Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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