I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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